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DENNNIS' BUYEST GUIDE

HOOTER'S at 5th and Mill. The worlds largest...chain of tacky sports bars. You can eat the wings, but not the breasts. Very few people go for the food. I love their Crispy Wings, but the Buffalo Shrimp and Chicken Breasts RULE! Their balcony is the Best on Mill. They still only hire women to wear the uniform that is a relief. And free balloons for the kids. Most times you can always get a table, except game days, you might have to wait. Mid-priced food and only beer and wine served, and very few flavors. Parking in the rear.

ZIGGY'S at 4th and Mill. This is my favorite sports bar on Mill Avenue. Their food is above the norm for such a place. It's great! A Burger Plate, Taco Salad, anything off their menu, created by Ali, a true credit to the Human Race,(In an emergency he knows CPR), and all the people he hires fit that dynamic. Look for Kasey; ask her why I can't spell her name. Whether it's packed at night or quiet during the day, it's always comfortable. A fine selection of beer and hard liquor is available. There is even a quiet second floor, outside balcony available. An intimate setting for a date. Don't forget to inquire about Ali's Mom, Dad and Brother. If you're lucky, your first beer will be $1.00 because of me. Children are welcome. In a tribute to David, I'll say I would actually spend my own money there. Trivia, live music on weekend nights that is great and open mike nights. Ali has sold this place to two guys that Kasey and her sister like so stop in to say goodbye before it is too late. I will miss you.

FAT TUESDAY'S at 6th and Mill. This is another Corporate Chain, and their food is surprisingly good. Mostly it's a night crowd, who come to drink the goofy slurpy liquors. I like them. Good all around, but mostly a theme bar, for drinkers. I'm sure you can find a flavor to fall in love with. Slurpy JACK Daniels? What's up with that? And Cherry Bombs. Cherries with 190 proof liquor. I really like their appetizers, especially their chicken fingerS. Mostly a theme bar for drinkers, on a MISSION.

Mill Ave Beer Company Between 6th and 7th. This bar is a restaurant and has the most beer on tap on Mill. 30 flavors, plus the bottles and a full bar and food. Sometimes live music can be heard several nights a week now. All the local favorites seem to be performing there these days. They have a patio where you can drink and smoke. Curbside parking. Hagi, tell the other security people I need to look inside and hear the bands from time time.

MILL AVENUE CUE CLUB at Mill between 6th and 7th. Pool, real pool, they serve hard liquor and Beer. A reasonable selection. Really nice people run this joint. It is actually quite big. No food on the premises, but they will call out for pizza and it does not take forever. It's a pretty big pool hall, nicely detailed. I don't eat there, I don't drink, and I don't play pool, so make up your own mind. No under age people, EVER. Get A T-shirt!

Rula BULA at Mill and 3rd. Erin Go Brew! This bar/restaurant is a beautiful little antique jewel. The furniture and bar is 300 years old. All the elements were imported from Ireland and installed like the London Bridge in Havasu. They have an upscale menu, great soda bread and their Guinness is dispensed from equipment supplied and installed by the Guinness Company. I especially like the quiet patio in the back. They pour the Guinness in the royal pint glass, it's not cheap. A quiet upscale place for adults. Real easy parking.

MONTI'S LA CASA VIEJA at Mill and Rio Salado. Antiques that are from the last 10 generations of American history cover every available space. Real History. I suggest that if they are not busy you ask to tour the whole building to see the fabulous historic atmosphere that is available. Now let's talk about steak? I recently had a Porterhouse steak, it was not only served exactly the way I ordered it, the broccoli, and salad I had with it, created another carbohydrate free delight I will remember for a long time. Good steaks, which are always cooked to perfection, ribs and Prime Rib, make this a great place for a meal. You can eat in the bar and watch your favorite sporting events. They only hire great servers. Try the large filet, it's fabulous. Mike's Dad started something wonderful in 1954 and he's proud of what his son is doing. Look for the safe outside the front door. It's no longer in perfect condition. ..."They had no respect! And, look for Brian at the bar, a lot of Free parking. Ask for Mike, and tell I am still clean and sober, 100%.

MILL'S END 3rd street & Mill Crepes are a wonderful food group and they got em. Breakfast, desert and entree flavors. This coffee house has all the upscale beverage stuff along with really good fine art, the most comfortable seating of any coffee house on Mill, a great patio and only the most personable staff. I call it the Intellectual coffee house. Open mike on Thursday nights. Internet access. Quite often you can hear a really great acoustic musician or band, I think Corey is finally respectful of this publication. Easy parking

COFFEE PLANTATION at 6th and Mill. Historically the most important cultural meeting place on Mill. Not anymore, who ever is running this place has dropped the ball, and I doubt they will be open much longer, Hippy /Beatnik place. Their menu is designed to satisfy healthy eating, coffee drinkers. They have the best selection of desert on the Avenue, period! A great place to study with a triple espresso. What happened to all their outside tables? It's on Center Point property, so behave yourself...or else! This whole story breaks my bohemian heart. Easy parking

BORDER'S COFFEE at 7th and Mill. I can still remember the first time I walked through Borders and discovered their complete coffee bar and patio. It was the best-kept secret on Mill. I can change that. There was a time when "friends did not let friends by books from CHAINS. "They only hire GM's named Mark, and always a good choice. Now they are the only game in town for A great selection of books, and recorded material. Check the fountain in the back on a warm day, at night with the lights on it is THE most beautiful spot on Mill. It is more fun than a barrel OF monkeys. Every C.D. on the premises can be sampled. And they hire highly informed people who will stand on their heads to help you. Buy a loft in the brickyard and stop in every day. Underground and street parking My magazine can now be purchased there.

THE SHOE MILL 4th at Mill It has taken me way too long to write this piece. This shoe store is owned by my good friend Jake, who has secretly made shoes available to me for years, because I talk about the store all the time. They have a selection of leather shoes for people who want to be comfortable and stylish at the same time. The whole place smells like a leather craft shop. Birkenstocks, clogs of all kinds and walking shoes. Cool purses and modern leather backpacks. If you are offended by pretentious brand names but want great quality shoes, stop screwing around and get down there. Look for Catarina, my secret love, and her friends who understand the words customer service and get some shoes. Easy meter parking.

Those were the Days 5-6th & Mill 480-967-4729 books and antiques are a passion for the happiest couple, on Mill, Vic and Vicky, who make it their business to travel the world and the internet, searching for the most interesting, and obscure coffee table books, I could not even begin to list the variety of topics, but when I went looking for books about movies, coins, and tile, I found everything I was looking for, in antique items real and reproduced in addition they have a collection of tapes, cards,. Go in an browse, mention my name and watch, the snickering begin. See how many people named Wendy you can find who work there. From the floor to the top of the 30-foot ceiling, it is a museum on Mill. Automobile and motorcycle people, this place is heaven. And fine art stuff too. Easy street parking.

UNI-PRINT AND DESIGN 7th St.& Forest 2 blocks east of Mill 480-968-0799 What, you need copies, where you going to go, my friends Lisa, and her extremely talented staff, Sheena and Amy, and Tony are at this moment standing by faithfully guarded by my mascot Shotzie, the Harley Schnauzer, and what about terrific full color printing, business cards, fax service, real printing, bring them all your copy jobs, get quality work, and help with your graphic design needs, its very simple, done and personal service and a discount by mentioning my name. Finally do not forget to pet Shotzie. It will bring you good luck. Easy parking right in back or front.

CHURCHILL'S FINE CIGARS 6th St. west of Mill 80-731-5300 Do you smoke cigars, this is the most important cigar store in the southwest, period, and they have no competition. The selection is stored in a room that is a humidor; I have never counted how many choices they have, because it would take too long. However, just to make it more confusing there is a professional, named Paula on location to make you fresh handmade cigars, and she is great. In addition to the cigars, they have a large variety of lighters, very cool cigar boxes, and cigarettes; the most powerful power brokers get all their cigars here. Really easy parking.

THE MILL AVENUE JEWERLERS Mill between 4th & 5th St. fine handmade gold and other beautiful things can be found in this shop, stop in and see the collection of black pearl creations that Cody and Ann produce. I think that rich bikers should be wearing Black pearls earrings, as well as the woman of your dreams. If you're getting engaged or even married, don't miss your opportunity to have them make you a custom design. They will change your watch battery, but the fine jewelry is the big attraction. Easy parking.

THE COOL JEWEL MILL BETWEEN4&5TH ST. this store has just moved in the poster shop and combined their inventory. Good luck! I love these people, you can not get a better feeling of calm in any store on Mill, Jewelry, and objects of art from Indonesia, plus a collection of poster art that is now being tweaked, I will write more soon, I promise.

YOGA PLANET@THE BRICKYARD 5-6ST. AND MILL480-303-YOGA Are you interested in a really peaceful place to study yoga, and add a sense of well being to your life? Duh. Walk past the noise and hustle of Mill Ave., and visit Julia and her daughter, and find an oasis. Study, exercise, and indulge in a session of yoga classes. I like standing in the studio, and feeling refreshed by the karma. Discounts if you mention my name. A true holistic living-enrichment center.

P.F. CHANG'S at Mill and University. I recently offered to sample their food and write a better review, and the manager never looked me in the eye, and really did not seem to be interested, to bad. A selection of Chinese food. The absolute worst atmosphere and attitude. Nothing I say could hurt them. On busy nights the wait for a table is ridiculous and I hate their patio and seating arrangement. But if you are looking for a complete bar and Chinese food, don't listen to me. I am not even welcome in their bathroom, really! Like I care if you can park!

BAMBOO CLUB at 7th and Mill. The best Chinese food on Mill. They really pride them selves on their martinis. Their interior designer should get an award. MY friend Don, built the place, Al rides heard on their choice of employees, which is equal to their fabulous views from the balcony. As you go up the escalator, check the ceiling, it rules! Great spare ribs, steak, what's up with the soybeans on every plate? Half price appetizers during Happy Hour, and they taste great too. Full bar. Buy a loft in the Brickyard and eat all your meals there, order extra takeout food and eat it for breakfast. Any day now I will be writing a complete review detailing their menu, and I can't wait. Basement parking.

RUBY TUESDAY'S at Mill and University. Another corporate standard on Mill. But I got to say, every meal I had there was good. I like their ribs, A very comfortable place to hide and drink on Mill. Their bar has a local neighborhood atmosphere. A great place for a family meal with kids, no controversy. Real easy parking.

R.A. at Mill between 4th and 5th. Rumor has it that I "dog" this sushi bar. Not so. Their sushi is always fresh, they have a singles bar atmosphere and It's dark and intimate. It's a bigger menu than I thought, and I really liked every thing that I have tried, no complaints about what's on it. Half price Happy Hour that rules and includes food. Meet your next ex-wife there on a Friday night! Don't forget to bask in the light of the bubbler. I love it! There is some new thing about a reverse happy hour? For late drinkers. Please wake up I send you a lot of business. One of their managers has finally figured out what I do and I will be expanding this review very soon. Yummy. They have a back yard patio that is very intimate for dining, and an outside bar back there. Easy parking.

SAKI PACIFIC RIM CAFE West of Mill on 7th. The first sushi restaurant on Mill and I always loved everything about it. There approval rating from me is well earned It's an absolutely beautiful place. The fish tank over the sushi bar rocks. And the torch outside is really cool. The tables are so big, it's great, and it's comfy. The colors instill warmth, but it's bright and cheerful. Their sushi is the best on Mill Avenue because they pay off the mob in California to get first pick of the best fish. It's got to be true! I heard it. Their outside patio is always packed on big nights. Men look for the optical illusion caused by the tile mirror in the 1st floor bathroom. Valet parking available.

GORDON BIERSCH at 5th and Mill. a micro brewery with some great food and upscale atmosphere. Don't steal their beer glasses, it pisses them off and you won't get your hand in them to clean the bottom anyway. I love the bright open feel of the design, and their second floor balcony is great. Take the elevator, it's too far up. I like their obviously too large neon sign, it's a modern Tempe landmark. Try their batter-dipped shrimp on a stick; the salad that comes with it is awesome. The garlic fries would be great, if they were hotter, the manager says they have fixed the problem, I can't prove it, and don't eat the meat loaf! But they have great steak. Try the cheesecake, and their burger plate. I can't talk about their beer because I don't drink. Some love it, some don't. Real Germans say only their dark beer is authentic. They only sell their own beer, plus a full bar. Go on the nights the "Scones" play live. And now they have added my friend Walt Richardson, both are world class professionals. Street and valet parking. Be careful when on the balcony, don't spill or drop any thing, it hurts, I know! Watch my work on Mill from their balcony. Valet parking.

BAR LOUIE West of Mill on 4th. A final farewell to the Mill's Landing restaurant, I had many fine meals there. But, things change and sometimes for the better. At the cul de sac on 4th and Mill the space has been filled by a chain of Bar Restaurants out of Chicago called Bar Louie. I don't know why that name is appropriate because it's a fabulous place run by a man named Ted KAZMER, a very cool guy. They have a sweet little menu with upscale bar food. The appetizers and sandwiches are like none other on Mill. Great Hero Style sandwiches over flowing the bread like a volcano. I love the shrimp tacos. There is stuff on the menu I don't think you should order, but I'm Buyest, so try anything you like because they are serious about everything they make. Even the tortilla chips are made fresh to order. They have a horseshoe shaped bar and cute little nightclub style couch deals in the back. Very comfy and intimate. Great for lunch, dinner or drinking with a date. Hey, Ted they tell the customers I send I'm that guy who just wants a free meal, good move! Easy parking, Day or night.

OWL'S NEST at 5th and Mill, They have the best view on Mill Avenue for drinking and watching the sun go down. It has a nice feel, the wood is warm, and recently their manager Steve had a change of heart and I accepted his hand in peace they sell no food, just hard liquor, beer and I mean 30 flavors on tap and another 20 to 30 in bottles. So food can be brought up from Hooter's, no surcharge, big deal! Drink there at the Magic Hour, it glows. And look for the night Walt Richardson Is rocking there. Tell them I sent you and watch what happens. In this case things have really changed. Take the elevator, easy parking .

ROLLERZ 5th and Mill This cute little shop offers 2 or 3 kinds of soup and hot and cold wraps. It's a corporate fast food deal, but with a homemade feel. A Cuban sandwich made with tortillas, with always-fresh ingredients A great variety of meats and spicy flavors They're a little overpriced but very healthy. They make a variety of smoothies that are "ok", but the powders they use are of questionable value. I am banned from entering this place upon threat of arrest. When I tried to make peace, with them I was disappointed. To bad. Easy Parking.

SLICES PIZZA 6th st. E.of Mill Pizza again, but this time it's a small mom & pop type , by the slice place. Boston Style. When you order at the counter, you're standing over a glass case with 7 to 10 pizza flavors, all fresh. Most of the locals believe this is the Best Pizza on Mill. Even the Mayor stops in for his favorite flavor. Tell them I sent you. They like hearing it. Look for their second location in Downtown Phoenix (coming soon). Ask for the discount, easy meter parking.

CAFÉ BOA 7th and Univ. on Mill. Pasta, Pasta, Pasta...fresh genuine, with great bread and hippies serving it to you in genuine bistro atmosphere. Rickety marble tables, with bent wire chairs. An inside area, right next to. The Exposed kitchen. A front patio on Mill that has been doubled in size, and a quiet back yard patio, I think is the sweetest place to eat on mill, all very intimate. Giant Pasta plates with really great flavors. Really--I love the "tiger shrimp" appetizers The owner has recently opened the vino something place next store and has invited me to sample both and I am going to, very soon. Easy parking.

LONG WONG'S 7th & Mill Nobody on Mill has more or better Rock and Roll as a nighttime combination. Real Rock, Blues, some blue grass, The band get the whole cover so don't nickel and dime them .The toughest bouncers on Mill Avenue. The some of "Best" wings and fried food on Mill menu. A patio outside that you can watch your scooter from and a goofy little dining area, where you order your food. The closest thing to a "Biker Bar" on Mill. Beer and hard liquor. NO Valet Parking

EAST COAST SUBS 5th and 6th on Mill this little place looks like a NYC Pizza Place, but don't be fooled. It is special because of the subs, a wide variety. Good onion rings and cold drinks and beer. The walls are covered with so much memorabilia you can't see it all before you leave. Very N.Y.C. Easy Parking!

COLD STONE CREAMERY ICE CREAM 5th St. & Mill This concept of hand mashed ice cream with A huge selection of mix-ins is so loved by small children I can't stop myself from telling them about it. They killed off Ben & Jerry's. No Cherry Garcia! But you'll be satisfied. Low fat stuff too. And Shakes. . Easy parking. Hurry up and go there before they close their doors on June 30th

HOUSE OF TRICKS 7th Street east of Mill If I'm backed into a corner, By a customer, and asked the "BEST" restaurant question, and the person has plenty of funds, I always start with the House of Tricks. The only truly gourmet restaurant in the Mill community. They earn their kudos from Desert to Appetizers. It's fabulous! Most of their tables are outside a restored Victorian style house filled with antiques. Even the plates are all different because they are antiques. I like everything about this place, except, how generous they are toward me...But it's okay. I'm most concerned about my customers and this place rules. Their bar is outside year-round with a fireplace, and a fan with misters built in. I have never sent anyone there, who complained, except when they are closed or on nights Gammage is having a show. Ask the manager about the letter they got from the coach of the, Yale , women's basketball team. She went there every night after I sent her, Call for a reservation. Ample free parking. Look for the Moore House. It's a historic landmark in Tempe, where a former Governor lived. It's cute and just across the street.

McDuffy's 5th st. W. Of Mill A sports bar with a typical menu, it's really of no interest to me when gambling is part of the equation. I believe they have the most TV's in the neighborhood, but not the best. Some times it is the only place you can get certain games . I don't care about their bottom line, they are fine without my support, but their employees do have to make a living. So, when a major game is played at Sun Devil Stadium, usually one team or the other chooses this place as their support base and I'll at least pass on that information. Several of there past chefs have invited me to try the food. It was a secret, no big deal, but it's the gambling that bothers me. Gambling is for losers. Period. But they do have fun. I'd rather be a heroin junkie, at least you get your money's worth.A huge free parking lot.

 GENTLE STRENGTH Univ. W. Of Mill Are you interested in a restaurant with the grain of the day? A vegetarian oasis in the Desert, just down University at Ash Avenue. But I consider it in my venue. A combination Co-op Super Market, restaurant with live outdoor shows, mini artisans craft shows. All manner of alternative thinking comes out of the Co-op. The restaurant has a variety of salads, entrees and deserts, along with live music at lunch. I'm glad they are part of this community. When I eat there the manager always makes me feel like a member. Check the free store across their free parking lot. They can always use a few donations.

SAMMY'S WOOD FIRED PIZZA4th St. & Mill. I like their pizza, but I am from NYC, so the surprise is that I am willing to say this. The shrimp and Garlic pizza is my favorite. the cheese appetizer is a treat, if you add shrimp or anchovy it's a meal. I recently tried the lobster Bisque, and I loved it. They have added some new Items to there menu, so I am raising some money to sample everything, the new appetizers, include a lettuce wrap. The variety of fixings for their pizza is huge, so you will find something you love as much as I do. Everything is always very very fresh. Angel hair pasta with shrimp is also on the list of things I would spend my own money on .I like their bread very much. Hard liquor and beer. Inside and outside seating, their side patio on 4th street is one of my favorites on mill. A great place for couples and large groups. My friend Carl, is the general Manager, so say hello when you go. Easy Street parking.

IN SEASONS DELI 4th-5th St.& Mill Hidden inside the Mill Avenue Courtyard, behind the busy thoroughfare is an island of delight called . It's open for lunch from around 11:00 am to 4:00 pm and it's worth every ounce of energy the owner puts in. Julia Child would ask them for advice, if I were going to shoot a cooking show I would use this place. The Best Homemade Salads, various kinds of rice. The best chicken salad on Mill . Healthy but not wacko. Deserts turn out to be the bonus. Great iced tea. A kind word from the employees, maybe you will get a glimpse of somebody's personal kid pictures. Ask Chel, when she is singing at a local venue. The seating is at picnic tables outside under a trellis and the sound of running water helps sooth your nerves as you eat among the truly well informed Mill Avenue clientele. Closed weekends, easy parking.

COURT YARD BY MARRIOT 5th St. W. Of Mill I have always felt this hotel had the best breakfast on Mill. This is the only place on Mill to get breakfast, It's a buffet for under $10.00 and they give you double your money's worth. A live human will cook an omelet, waffle or just pile large amounts of bacon and sausage on your plate. All kinds of bread, to be toasted and sweet cakes of all kinds and cereal. Chocolate milk and 3 kinds of juice. Don't forget your free newspaper in the lobby and candy in the bowl as you leave. Free Parking.

TEMPE MISSION PALMS HOTEL 5th St. E. of Mill This hotel has the Best deal on Mill Avenue for lunch. Wake Up Mill Ave diners! It is a buffet for $8.00 or 9.00 that is wonderful .How many roast beef sandwiches can a person eat? Several hot entrees are grouped at one side of the room and a deli buffet is unlimited, not to mention a dessert buffet. Las Vegas Never had it so good. The ideal of deciding how toasted my bread should be is key. But there is one drawback; I'm the only local with this information. The hotel is not looking for outside diners who are not guests; don't expect this attitude at the Waldorf or Park Plaza in NYC. So, if you go, have lunch, and do not tell Phil Black that I sent you. Look for free parking in the front and ask Pat Keating for directions, for the best tee time information in the area. Lots of free parking.

Graffiti 4th and 5th St. and Mill A local mom & pop clothes, jewelry and tobacco smoking products shop and they sell cigarettes. People come from all over come to stand in Lawrence's Court. Information about all levels of cool can be learned. The collection of clothing for "Goths," "rude boys." Hippies, etc. A huge selection of black dresses, All kinds of alternative thinking. This management is not in bed with the DTC, or any authority figure. What is a whippet? Everybody loves these people except...Angry Republicans. As if they care where you park. Duh!

THE HEADQUARTERS 7th St.and FOREST Do not under any circumstances expect me to even look at the selection of glass tobacco products that they sell, easy parking , Lawrence gave me permission to write this review, and they have a full selection of posters, rock and roll stuff, tell Ted I said to get a haircut. And easy parking.

ISLANDS BURGER 7th in the heart of Centerpoint. 480-929-9769 I am in love again, with a really pretty blonde woman, with the warmth of a Zen Master named Amanda, my waitress at Islands. When I add the presence my old friend Melissa, who I actually directed to Islands for a job, I am floating in a dining spa of pleasure. MY knowledge of Islands has historically been limited to my absolute obsession for their Onion rings $4.29 , There are three ingredients, and corn flakes are the most important, and the fact that children of all ages totally adore eating there. They have a darker atmosphere and more outside would lead one to believe. I ordered my food surrounded by a staff of highly respectful employees led by New General Manager Art Elliot, who, with the official okey dokey of their big deal corporate guy Bob Thelen, who invited me in. Thanks. They were not happy with the original Review that has been running since I wrote it in rehab 3 months ago. We cut a deal outside of Starbucks(plug) some time back while I was trying to get them to take my guide. When I discovered to whom I was talking, It took me a while to force 50 extreme athletes to pony up enough cash so I could write a totally honest review. It is not hard to find a list of good reasons to send people searching for this place buried in the Centerpoint oasis 12 steps from the Harkins Movie theater, and surrounded by 3 of my favorite metal rabbits , and a cement pond with fountains, Burgers with names like Big Wave, Sunset, Hawaiian and Hula $5.55- $6.39 come on a platter with great fresh fixings(lettuce, tom, onion,)included. Fries are a separate order, a two pound $2.49 platter big enough for two or more to share, cheddar fries with scallions( not green onion, yeah)$5.10,I even encourage adding chilli for $1.69 more A surfer dining feast. Dr. Atkins mind your own business. The chicken Breast sandwiches $7.39-$7.49, list is basically the same flavors as the burger list with great bird names, Shorebird, Toucan, Sandpiper, Pelican, Hmmm taste just like Chicken. I did not come here for fine dining, I came to eat in a fun atmosphere and I got it. Who ever picked out there collection of color surfer photo murals did not drop the beach ball. Salads that are fresh, 6 of them$1.25-8.95 have the appropriate Big Kahuna type names like Islander, Jungle Caesar, Mainlander, and China Coast, as well the Taco list, with fillings like fish, pork, chicken, and veggie, with more great names like luau, Yaki, Baja, and Northshore are all very tasty. Check this description, "slowly cooked seasoned pork grilled with caramelized onion and teriyaki sauce served in warm corn tortillas with cilantro chili sauce and topped with avocado salsa, mmm, I stole that description from their table card, so I'm a little lazy. They have Smoothies, Hard liquor, and beer and a cute little horse shoe bar, with a homey feeling. So take your cool dude and dudettes there and pig out. Rad might be the key phrase here. There are Islands restaurants all over California and 5 others in the valley, because they are very cool. Parking in the big garage.

JACK IN THE BOX Mill & Univ My friend Adel owns about 10 of these fast food establishments. Even though there is only one other fast food burger place in the area, I prefer this place because of quality. I love their $.99 burger, their egg rolls are very good and the variety of real ice cream shakes are wonderful. In addition, a drive through as well. Always ask for extra stuff on your burger, their glad to provide it at no charge. Free Parking.

BURGER KING Mill & Univ. There has always been a basic rivalry between this restaurant and Mc-what's-its-name...who cares? Whatever is available? However, this Burger King treats the street people who buy food there with respect. Free Parking

SAHARA, Mill & Univ. A Middle Eastern stop on the way to satisfaction, this place is run by very nice people who do a decent job with falafel. I enjoyed the meal I had there and it is a reasonable alternative for vegetarians. Easy Parking

RESTAURANT MEXICO, Located just east of Mill on University at the Arches is a classic Mexican food dining experience. I like the people who run it. They have great homemade chips authentic cuisine, beer, and margaritas. Family style atmosphere, no pretenses. When I send people there they always come back to rave.. Go, decide for yourself. Parking out back

THE CHUCK BOX Univ. E.of Mill Some people can't eat there. Often enough, me. I will not eat in a place those uses' wooden stumps as chairs. That's it. Nevertheless, in all fairness, you can try it if you want to. The people that do, really love the place. They make the burger, and you pick out the fixings from a buffet, it is really a cool place. Free parking lot.

THE LIBRARY, Mill and 5th St.I am having lunch on the dole again. The Library, a bar with food, is my latest victim, but that is with out a joke, because I love this place. Immediately. The babalicous waitress, ERIN, dressed in an outfit that would surely disturb the peace in any library, in America, is about to serve me a selection from their simple menu of assorted appetizers and entrees with names like, TOLSTOY TENDERS ($4.75) and LORD OF THE RINGS ($3.50) I feel like I am in a bar that has been in business for years. I am sure this new addition to Mill Ave. will become an instant institution. They have a huge interior, with books everywhere, who cares. The music is just the right mix of great rock& roll. Live bands, which they have on Saturday afternoons range from unknown locals, to PAPA ROACH, who made a special appearance recently. They have two separate bar areas, one is a square, that actually has STOOLS on the outside. In fact it is the only bar you can smoke at on Mill Ave. There are two pool tables and a collection of more comfortable couch seating areas than tables that are both for eating, and drinking. Their menu also includes fresh handmade pizza ($8-$12.00) with names like HOT MAMA, AND BADA BING. Moving down the menu their BEST SELLER. List includes huge hamburgers, ($4.50-$6.75) to chicken breast sandwiches. ($6.50) Just in case some one in your party is eating HEALTHY, three different tasty salads, Cobb, Caesar, house ($6.25) should just fine. Then at the last minute desert is screaming for your attention. Cookies and Ice cream, a brownie with ice cream and stuff or apple pie, with, you bet ice cream. ($3.50-$3.75). This place gets the official, OKEYDOKEY, from your favorite self-appointed food critic. Don't forget to ask the girl your with to recite some of the jokes on the, GIRLS RULE, bathroom walls. (Why did god invent man?) I peaked. I found a book that actually interested me on the wall. I'm reading it now. Edward R. Morrow, by Joseph Perisco. To Corinne and Susan who work as actual Librarians that I met at the, SUPERIOR COURT, law library, in downtown Phoenix. I will say that these very hot waitresses do dress like LIBRARIANS, You would be proud. I guess the 16, TV's mounted on one wall will be good if you came to watch a game but, the live action at ground level is much more interesting. A second BABALICIOUS WAITRESS, Lindsay, served me the CALIFORNIAN ($6.75) a huge hamburger with avocado and cheese plus other good stuff. Including tasty fries. I am happy. I had the ONION RINGS, and they were really GOOD. HUGE BREADED RINGS OF CRISPY ONION, DELICIOUS. My diet went out the window but my heart has flown in the door. To Scott and Julian the owner/managers who invited me, I give 4 thumbs up, GOOD JOB. A new business on Mill Ave with genuine character and good food. They even chose comfortable chairs for their monster size patio. I would have paid money to eat this food. Since I don't drink, I'll say you'll find a fine selection of beer and hard liquor to meet any drinking needs. THANKS FOR HAVINGS ME . Good luck parking

DAVE'S THE DOG HOUSE UNIV at Forrest A cute little hot dog shop, The best hot dog in the area, and such nice people. A wide variety of toppings and a unique cooking style. Close to ASU , and tasty too!

MOMMA'S PIZZA Univ. eastof Mill If you take fresh ingredients and make pizza from scratch, you would be copying Momma's Pizza. I have no relationship with this place. I have had their pizza. I like it. I think it is the closest thing to N.Y.C. pizza My son who worked at 1260, AM, KASU, really liked it. Free Parking, tell them I sent you.

RINALDIS 3rd St. west of Mill an important little secret. A small East Coast type deli restaurant with great "Boar Head" cold cut sandwiches, not fancy, always clean, and run by really nice people. Tables inside and out. A great place to have a fast quiet lunch . You can also hide there and be really satisfied. Not over priced, open till about 7:00 p.m. Easy parking, A New owner took over and he needs to know I sent you.

I LOVE BK ITALIAN ICES 6th East of Mill. I'm from NYC and I can't believe how many flavors of water, cream and "Italian Ices" they import for the Big Apple. It's a little bit of heaven on the Desert. You won't like every flavor, but who cares, there will be dozens you will love. I love," Melon Melody ",Ask "Mike" to let you taste as many as you like, till you feel guilty. In the Big Apple, Pizza should be followed by Italian Ices and now you're set. It's next to Slices Pizza. Get a Shirt. Easy Parking.

QUIZNOS, 3rd and 4th on Mill This restaurant has great toasted sandwiches, I met the owner long before they opened and although they are a franchise, this is basically a new mom and pop business, the owners life revolves round this business and they are always there to offer their personal touch. The variety of bread and cold cuts are fabulous, they also make fresh soup and they are quite rich. Easy parking.

MY BIG FAT GREEK RESTAURANT, 5th and 6th on Mill, This new eatery, has a selection of Greek food, which I always love, their spices are unique, and the Greek yogurt sauces are unique and I love them. When I have actually eaten there I will say more, but everybody I talk to has reported that they were happy. Easy parking.

PITA PIT, Univ and Forrest , Healthy, tasty, and unique a good lunch, close to school, Order off the complete sandwich menu , HUMAS, FALAFAL, All great, they are a new business and they need your support, give them a try. And check out their veggie paintings on the wall, very cool. Good parking.

DOS GRINGOS TRAILER PARK Univ. east of Mill. This is a great place to have a cold Corona, they have a great staff, simple Mexican food and you can party there like its 1999,A coed paradise, Don't drink and drive , use their motor home, easy parking.

MACAYO'S DEPOT CANTINA, 3rd St. ON ASH W. OF MILL. This is a great Mexican restaurant for tourists, but that is just the tip of the ice berg, there menu is a Mexican, and on Fridays they have a free buffet that is outside, and if your over 21, they will sell you beer, and hard liquor That comes with large numbers of young people looking for their next date. Do not forget to buy a margarita glass to use on you next visit, and save money. Soup to nuts, and I really had a great dinner when I ate there, I love their tacky décor. Free parking

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